Quote by Allison Pang

“It’s like having my very own pet Legolas.”

— Allison Pang

“Another chunk of my childhood dreams had just run down the reality drain in the form of a horny unicorn, no less.”

— Allison Pang

“Lok’tar ogar!” The daemon holding me pulled my head back, exposing my throat. “Victory or death,” I retorted at my captor hoarsely. “For the…

— Allison Pang

“The unicorn : I'm not a chihuahua, you know. Abby : You hump my leg like one.”

— Allison Pang

“Why can’t I quit you?”

— Allison Pang

“Talivar slouched in the chair next to me, casually lifting his bare feet to rest upon my chair's footrest. It was an oddly possessive…

— Allison Pang

“Why do I suddenly feel like I'm on the Island of Misfit Toys?”

— Allison Pang

“I brushed my hands on the pockets of my jeans, still marvelling at the fact I wasn't wearing a gown. And that I had…

— Allison Pang

“I looked down at the unicorn.“Why didn't you tell me you could talk?” “Didn't seem like the right time.” He waggled his chin at…

— Allison Pang

“Listen, I don't care if you're Voldemort under that thing. We don't sell livestock. Period.”

— Allison Pang

“You’re going to have to do better than that if you want to get into my metaphysical pants.”

— Allison Pang

“I squinted at the clock, sighing when I realized it was only 7 A.M. "Christ. Do you think the powers that be would mind…

— Allison Pang