“sometimes all it takes is a stylish outfit to remind someone that they can be more than they imagined—really give the confidence to start over again. And when everyone’s judging you by what you’re wearing, or if you look professional… — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“I’m a goddess right now; everyone should come and offer gifts of chocolate and mojitos. That’s my currency. “Do” — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“You have more fun with her than you do on your own. Everything’s an adventure. You’re compatible in the ways that matter. The sex… — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“Anger is a powerful force. It has started and ended wars, won the vote for marginalized groups like women and people of color, and… — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“I should invest in some serious real estate in the state of denial; it was fan-fucking-tastic there.” — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“Wait, is he . . . jealous? Well, who am I not to make the most of this unexpected gift?” — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“Ah well. When in Vegas, ignore the douches, let the good times roll, and always carry a spare set of panties in your purse,… — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“And when it comes to men . . . well, who wants a guy who’s three minutes and done when you could have a Mr. ‘Rock Your… — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“Open displays of emotion make me more uncomfortable than itching powder in a pair of sandpaper panties,” — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
“Can we get them some ring pops, like in the proposal scene in Deadpool? Will I have to carry them down the aisle clenched… — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
