Quote by Christina Lauren

“After our date, I spent about an hour trying to get in her pants before finally giving up. Her pocket was just too tight.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there because I think they may be in her…

— Katja Millay

“She pulled down my pants and boxers in one unbroken movement, an act that felt as abrupt and strange as this entire afternoon, but…

— David Burr Gerrard

“Is that a vagina in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

— Jarod Kintz

“She bought all new underwear. She had a horror of being found dead with mended or, worse, unmended underclothes.”

— John Steinbeck

“I brushed my hands on the pockets of my jeans, still marvelling at the fact I wasn't wearing a gown. And that I had…

— Allison Pang

“Her phone beeps and she pulls it out again. She frowns. I give her a side-eye. “Everything all right?” She scrolls through her email.…

— Ashley Poston

“I pulled out the small velvet box I had kept in my pocket all day and got down on one knee. And then she…

— A. Meredith Walters

“Her full breasts strained against the material as if dying to escape, turning her respectable business suit into a vehicle for a stripper. Horrified…

— Jennifer Probst

“Yer skirt invites a man’s attention. I’ve seen handkerchiefs that were bigger.” She swung her handbag over her shoulder. “At least I wear underwear…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“Cut the crap and tell me what color panties you’re wearing.”

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips