Happy Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Is that a vagina in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Happy Pocket Pocket Just Vagina Vagina Pocket
“I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there because I think they may be in her… — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
“For some sick reason, fighting with this woman always ended with her panties in my pocket.” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“So what are you going to wear?” I looked at her, wondering if she thought I had suddenly grown a vagina in the past… — Sean Kennedy Copy Share Image
“He, I was sure, would have all the answers, and these answers he would find in my vagina.” — Grace G. Payge Copy Share Image
“After our date, I spent about an hour trying to get in her pants before finally giving up. Her pocket was just too tight.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Oh, right. Of course. Well hey, if you happen to run into a vagina, ask it to invite you in for a little conversation.… — Brittainy C. Cherry Copy Share Image
“So, what are you going to wear?" I looked at her, wondering if she thought I had suddenly grown a vagina in the past… — Sean Kennedy Copy Share Image
“I feel like someone’s going to see my hot pocket if the wind blows this thing up a bit.” I snorted. “Gram!” — Micalea Smeltzer Copy Share Image
“He's fiddling around in his pocket...nothing to worry about...all the young ones fiddle around in their pockets...a pistol? an erection?” — Louis-Ferdinand Céline Copy Share Image
“Yay, her is. Only you ain’t fuckin seein it, causen you wanting in she panties so fuckin bad, yay, gots you all crazed up—”… — Stacia Kane Copy Share Image
“my vagina’s very wet tonight. It sounds like an excited seal playing with a fish in my panties if you know what I mean.” — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I love going to Columbia, Missouri. That is a really underrated campus. It shocked me when I went there because I really didn't know… — Kirk Herbstreit Copy Share Image
Dating someone on the opposite end of the happy spectrum teaches you an incredible amount of patience. — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
Yes, I am happy that my work is recognised, and it is wonderful to be acknowledged. — Parvathy Copy Share Image
I want to make my music and be a happy woman, a good wife, a good mom and one day hopefully have a child… — LeAnn Rimes Copy Share Image
I want to make myself and the crowd happy by way of something different, and that makes things difficult. I'm never playing something that… — Tiesto Copy Share Image
“Second Splendid Truth One of the best ways to make yourself happy is to make other people happy. One of the best ways to… — Gretchen Rubin Copy Share Image
