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“I feel like someone’s going to see my hot pocket if the wind blows this thing up a bit.” I snorted. “Gram!” quote by Micalea Smeltzer — Download Open image

““I feel like someone’s going to see my hot pocket if the wind blows this thing up a bit.” I snorted. “Gram!””

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