Cash Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I’ve got a pocket full of cash, and a condom full of erection.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cash Cash Condom Condom Erection Got Pocket Pocket Cash
“I’m gonna put a handful of condoms in the glove compartment of the car…. I don’t give a shit if you don’t want to… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
“ It's not enough just to buy condoms, Cassidy; you have to use them. ” — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“I need money. I suppose I could sell my penis for profit. Or better yet, rent it out so it gets returned to me… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“He's fiddling around in his pocket...nothing to worry about...all the young ones fiddle around in their pockets...a pistol? an erection?” — Louis-Ferdinand Céline Copy Share Image
“Just do me a solid and keep condoms in your purse. Just in case.” “That doesn’t help me keep my legs closed around the… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
“There's only so much I can do aside from locking him in his room or super gluing a condom to his penis” — R.K. Ryals Copy Share Image
“You don’t spend much. And you have a penis. Penises earn more income than vaginas.” — Nola Sarina Copy Share Image
“I became a diligent condom carrier and when most subsequent lovers had the good fortune to lie under my grunting, sweaty mass, they were… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A garden has a curious innocent way of consuming cash while all the time you are under the illusion that you are spending nothing. — Esther Meynell Copy Share Image
Nothing knits man to man like the frequent passage from hand to hand of cash. — Walter Sickert Copy Share Image
“It’s me,” he says softly. “Stop listening to everything else. Remember the way you feel when I’m kissing you and touching you. Don’t think with your… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
After I graduated, I carried on with my academic work, via grants but I often had a market stall on Camden Market selling hand-painted… — Bettany Hughes Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
If our financial industry regarded security the way the health-care sector does, I would stuff my cash in a mattress under my bed. — Avi Rubin Copy Share Image
Why, just a couple of economic seasons ago, was idle cash considered an indication of bad management or lazy management? Because it meant that… — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
The only issue cash presents you is the independence of not stressing about funds. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay… — Hedy Lamarr Copy Share Image
