How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and Ill get back to you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the best thing to do when someone is spitting harsh words on us is to simply fold our hands and watch.… — Terry Mark Copy Share Image
“Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak.' -Thaddeus” — Paul Collins Copy Share Image
“Having no applicable skills, in any possible area whatsoever, effectively makes me the master of redundancy. But that info is obsolete, like… — Will Advise Copy Share Image
It takes a million compliments to build you up, but one insult to send it all crashing down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry, honey. Sarcasm falls from my mouth as easily as stupidity falls from yours... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. — Exchange Between Lady Astor And Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
“We both want you dead. I'm bringing the friendship bracelets to the next meeting.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“I will say something still easier. Take a single flea or louse-since you tempt and mock our God with this talk about… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
Criticism is pointing the raw truth on how someone can make change or improve for the better. While an insult is using… — Fairy_thale Copy Share Image
Anyone who starts a sentence With all due respect...is about to insult you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont flatter yourself, honey. The only fan you have is on the ceiling!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He never once repeated himself and he never used either profanity or obscenity. (I learned later that he saved those for very… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
When trying to start a company, your enemy isn't criticism, anger or insults. Your enemy is apathy. — Gil Penchina Copy Share Image
Im not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and Get Over it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how valuable you are and your ideas, fools will certainly play both of you down, so exclude yourselves from the… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Majority of people prefer a good name to a bad name, but to me, anyone can call me anything, as long as… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“I'm not in the business of discussing our plans with enemies.' Helion, across the reflection pool, grinned like a lion. 'No,' Tamlin… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion. — Orebela Gbenga Copy Share Image
