Humor Quote by A.C. Kemp

“Unfortunately, he still hadn’t asked for my number, or a date, or my hand in marriage, and my drink was getting low.”

— Kimberly Novosel

“As you head into adulthood, June, you may occasionally encounter oversize exotic beverages of an alcoholic nature. I felt it was my duty to…

— Carol Rifka Brunt

“Not before I hear your reason for disliking me. I’m sure it’s a very good one, seeing how half an hour ago you couldn’t…

— Mila Rossi

“I drink in his wholeness, the soundness of his body and mind. It runs through me like the morphling they give me in the…

— Suzanne Collins

“Drinks were a lot like books, really: it didn’t matter where you were, the contents of a vodka tonic were always more or less…

— Lev Grossman

“Dee and I have been taking turns ordering the most outrageous drinks we can think of; with the help of our phones and Google…

— Harper Sloan

“It's a pity he cannot kill himself with drink.”

— Emily Brontë

“No thank you,” I said. “I don’t want to accept a drink from you, because then I would be obliged to purchase one for…

— Gail Honeyman

“The world in the evening seems fraught with the absence of promise, if you are a married man. There is nothing to do but…

— Donald Barthelme

“I would drink that whole bottle if I knew it wouldn’t get me completely drunk. I miss wine.” “Um, you haven’t had it for…

— Rachel Van Dyken

“Fine,” I answered. “Now what about a drink?” I followed him up the corridor once more, across the entrance hall, and on through a…

— Daphne du Maurier

“I took my first sip. When I moaned, he arched an amused brow. “Would you two like to be alone?” I tucked my latte…

— Linda Kage