“Uncle Mort to Lex and Driggs: And if I hear any article of clothing being unzipped, unstrapped, unhooked, or unbuckled, you will… — Gina Damico Scorch Copy Share Image
“Well, remember, active Grims can't have children. Fertility is adversley affected by the proximity to the ether, to Elixir, and all sorts… — Gina Damico Children Copy Share Image
“Um, sweetums?" Driggs piped up. Lex blew a sweaty clump of hair off her forehead. "What did you just call me?" He… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“It’s just kind of a big deal, is all.” “Well, I’m kind of a big deal.” A smile spread across his face.… — Gina Damico Big deal Copy Share Image
“You can only coo over so many teacup poodles before you start to believe they're absolutely essential to life.” — Gina Damico Life Copy Share Image
“Momentarily forgetting how wind works, Lex tried spitting at him. This failed” — Gina Damico Humour Copy Share Image
“Where did you hear that?" he shouted over Driggs' cries of pain from the back seat. "Driggs told me," she quickly answered.… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“You going to let him talk to me like that?” Driggs said to Lex. “Defend my honor, woman.” “Defend your own honor,” — Gina Damico Humor Copy Share Image
“Souls live on without their bodies. But bodies without souls are nothing but compost.” — Gina Damico Bodies Copy Share Image
“So here's the deal: You will sleep in separate bedrooms. You will leave your doors open at all times. You will keep… — Gina Damico Love Copy Share Image
“Driggs whispered to Lex out of the side of his mouth as they walked, "I never got grounded before you came here."… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“But Mort caught me before I even left the house and insisted on taking me himself, figuring that I would probably go… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Onion ring?" Zara said, handing her a leftover carton. As everyone knows, the offer of an onion ring is not to be… — Gina Damico French fries Copy Share Image
“Seriously?" she said with a glance of skepticism. Driggs and this nerdlinger? "You guys are best friends?" Ferbus looked up briefly to… — Gina Damico Best friend Copy Share Image
“Ah, bribery." He grinned at his niece. "is there anything it can't do?” — Gina Damico Corruption Copy Share Image
“Then it was suggested that, in honor of the people who were giving our company so much trouble, I stop by an… — Gina Damico Business Copy Share Image
“And speaking of Terms, we need to set a few ground rules here with...this," he said, clearing his throat and gesturing at… — Gina Damico Love Life Copy Share Image
“Who knows why you kids do any of the crap you do?" "And who knows why you guys are such assholes?" Lex… — Gina Damico Life Copy Share Image
“No, I mean the key," he said. "It's made of bone." Lex raised an eyebrow. "As in ivory?" "As in human." She… — Gina Damico Sweet dreams Copy Share Image
“We were just showering," Lex muttered. "Of course," Uncle Mort said. "Everyone knows how impossible it is to zestfully clean without assistance.” — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Let me tell you something right now, something that I don't want you ever to forget: Starbucks is an abomination." Lex was… — Gina Damico Right now Copy Share Image
“She wished she had a set of greeting cards at the ready, but Hallmark probably didn’t make any that said Thank you… — Gina Damico Friendship Copy Share Image
“What?" he asked. "Nothing. Your bony hands of death amuse me, that's all." "Wait until yours look the same," he said, preparing… — Gina Damico Death Copy Share Image
