“Ach, Hector, unser freundlicher Neandertaler." - Helen Hamilton” — Josephine Angelini Copy Share Image
“It would be like The Rock versus Seth Green. Now, tell me who he is” — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
“There is nothing more American than buying a Japanese car on the 4th of July” — Johnny Corn Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry, honey. I'm sure if you were a terrorist, you'd make a wonderful one” — Madeleine George Copy Share Image
“All I had to say to anyone that doubted our love was, "Eat your knickers!".” — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“One can hardly do anything productive when one knows there is cake in the fridge.” — Joyce Rachelle Copy Share Image
“One time he killed a man who had found out that he was nephew to Von Hindenburg and second cousin to the… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
“...food was at least three million per cent more delicious when you ate it immediately after thinking you were going to die.” — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image
“But I don't know how I'll ever get a college degree and rise in the world with no high school diploma and… — Frank McCourt Copy Share Image
“Let's chow, and then we'll get our books," Tony said. Just as the door was about to close behind us, he added,… — Rebecca Maizel Copy Share Image
“I have seen many a face that was more good-looking — never one that looked half so good.” — Dinah Maria Mulock Craik Copy Share Image
“Vimes awoke with a noseful of camel. There are far worse awakenings, but not as many as you might think.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Optimism was for children. Once you reached adulthood then you had to join the rest of the world as a realist -… — N.C. Thomas Copy Share Image
“When in a frying pan, thank your stars. You will reminisce about it moments later, when you fall in the fire.” — Prashant Yadav Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes."… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“She looked around at the close confines of the NCD offices. They were cramped and untidy. No. They were worse than that.… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“There ain't enough happens in soccer. It's like watching twenty-two hair models kick a ball around for what seems like six months… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“I'm sure the Bursar would not agree with those figures," said the Senior Wrangler sourly. "That is so,' said Ponder, "but I'm… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“When I was in my early twenties I didn't have a need to rub together, back when my life was a series… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
“He tried to close a hand around the precious coffee but had to jerk his fingers away, sharply enough that his wrist… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“The weed-whacker dad was helping his kid whack weeds. Dad was blitzed to the eyebrows on beer, and the kid was waving… — Carsten Stroud Copy Share Image
“(backpacker having conversation with Lizzie the Australian main character) Backpacker: 'What's the drinking age in Australia?' 'eighteen' 'is that enforced' Lizzie thought… — Catherine Deveny Copy Share Image
“Letters rarely got written in that mine. Work stopped and the whole clan had sat around in respectful silence as his pen… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Listen, I'm sorry to bother you when you're obviously busy with, uh, important things, " B. J. Says. He sounds sarcastic. "But… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“He felt singularly light-hearted, and the immediate cause was his safety razor. A week ago he had bought the thing in a… — John Buchan Copy Share Image
“ Click. The salamander flared, etching the room with searing white light and dark shadows. Otto screamed. He fell to the floor,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“And then there was the much spoken of lock-up. It looked like a giant pepperpot built of stone. A flowering creeper grew… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Oh, good grief," said Vimes. "Look, it's quite simple, man. I was expected to go "At last, alcohol!", and chugalug the lot… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A fool, a fool! I met a fool i' the forest, A motley fool; a miserable world! As I do live by… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Her books on alchemy were marvellous objects, every page a work of the engraver's art, but they nowhere contained instructions like "Be… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I thought dwarfs loved gold," said Angua. "They just say that to get it into bed.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The trouble with eating Italian is that 5 or 6 days later, you're hungry again.” — George Miller Copy Share Image
If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“More women would be feminists but we spotted the haircuts before we joined” — Daily Florence Copy Share Image
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