Goals Quote by Warren Ellis
““There ain't enough happens in soccer. It's like watching twenty-two hair models kick a ball around for what seems like six months and then one of them falls over and the ball goes in the goal.””
About This Quote
Source Interview: Podcast with Warren Ellis, 2012
The quote humorously critiques soccer as overly long, low-scoring, and visually uninteresting, likening players to models and the game to a prolonged performance with rare excitement.
In simple terms: Soccer is boring and slow, with few exciting moments.
Appreciate faster-paced sports or find new ways to enjoy soccer.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- watching a match
- discussing sports
- teaching soccer basics
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What makes a sport engaging for you?
- How can soccer be presented to highlight its excitement?
Fans may find the sport's pacing and scoring pattern challenging.