Humourous Quote by Warren Ellis

“Tallow turned the corner into Bat and Scarly's office to be greeted by a large plastic robot on the bench waving its arms and…

— Warren Ellis

“He took one step out of her office cubical, turned, and said, “I’m not going to bite you, ya know.” She closed her eyes.…

— Vicki Wilkerson

“His brows were lowered in concentration. Thick, sooty lashes hid his eyes. They lifted and his lips spread into a grin. I was in…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I hasped the window; I combed his black long hair from his forehead; I tried to close his eyes-to extinguish, if possible, that frightful,…

— Emily Brontë

“My eyelids flickered, and Ash made a noise that was almost a growl. "Dammit, Meghan," he snarled, grabbing both my arms. "I am not…

— Julie Kagawa

“I straightened, raising my head, and my eyes bugged out and my mouth dried up instantly. He was handsome. No, scratch handsome. He was…

— L.J. Shen

“I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He…

— Jarod Kintz

“He had hair that would terrify a comb and his face was one big scowl with a nose, two eyes and two ears seemingly…

— Ben Gavan

“He was by far the fiercest, most ruggedly handsome, yet, formidable man she had ever laid eyes on. She couldn’t stop staring at him.…

— Madison Thorne Grey

“Anything else you want to discuss before we begin?” “Who cuts your hair? You should run them through with their own thinning shears. You…

— J.A. Rock

“His mustache made two curved lines around the sides of his mouth like parentheses, as if everything he might say would be very quiet,…

— Barbara Kingsolver

“He was tall. He was broad. He had the perfect amount of stubble on his jawline, and those eyes were to-die for – deep…

— Lauren Blakely