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“I'm not bloody well going to have it, understand?" Vimes shouted, shaking the ape back and forth. "Oook," the Librarian pointed out, patiently. "What? Oh. Sorry." Vimes lowered the ape, who wisely didn't make an issue out of it because a man angry enough to lift 300 pounds of orangutan without…” quote by Terry Pratchett
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““I'm not bloody well going to have it, understand?" Vimes shouted, shaking the ape back and forth. "Oook," the Librarian pointed out, patiently. "What? Oh. Sorry." Vimes lowered the ape, who wisely didn't make an issue out of it because a man angry enough to lift 300 pounds of orangutan without noticing is a man with too much on his mind.””

Terry Pratchett

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Source Novel: Discworld – Guards! Guards! (1990)

A frustrated officer loses patience, but the situation is diffused by calm observation, highlighting how stress can blind us to absurdities.

In simple terms: Stress can cause overreactions; calmness restores perspective.

Key Takeaway

Pause and observe before reacting.

Themes

stress patience communication authority humor

Mood

irry reflective

Type

humorous insightful

When to use this quote

  • law enforcement
  • high‑pressure work
  • personal relationships
  • team dynamics

Key Concepts

cognitive overload emotional regulation conflict de-escalation

Questions to Reflect On

  • How do you recognize when stress is clouding judgment?
  • What simple step can you take to reset before reacting?
A Different Perspective

Even a calm observer can be overwhelmed by chaos.

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