Inspirational Quotes by Terry Pratchett

Nothing but dust and fundamentalists.

— Terry Pratchett

The price of being the best is having to be the best.

— Terry Pratchett

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

— Terry Pratchett

It takes a special kind of person to fight back.

— Terry Pratchett

Things have no power that humans don't put there.

— Terry Pratchett

We've got a lot of experience of not having any experience

— Terry Pratchett

Either all days are holy or none are.

— Terry Pratchett

I taught myself more in the library than school taught me.

— Terry Pratchett

Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's…

— Terry Pratchett

And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst!

— Terry Pratchett

Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point MY POINT EXACTLY.

— Terry Pratchett

Not all questions are answered, but fortunately some answers are questioned.

— Terry Pratchett

The best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I've got Alzheimer's.

— Terry Pratchett

Of course I'm sane, when trees start talking to me, I don't talk back.

— Terry Pratchett

The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its dumbest member divided by the number of mobsters.

— Terry Pratchett

Your whole life passes in front of your eyes before you die. This is called living.

— Terry Pratchett

But ye gotta know where ye're just gonna rush in. Ye cannae just rush in anywhere. It looks bad, havin' to rush…

— Terry Pratchett

“If you don't turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else's story." "And what if your…

— Terry Pratchett

“When you're bouncing around from pin to pin, it is probably very difficult to know that outside the game there's a room…

— Terry Pratchett

“Barbarism? Hah! When we kills people we do it there and then, lookin' 'em in the eye, and we'd be happy to…

— Terry Pratchett

“Por supuesto, Yaya Ceravieja se las daba mucho de independiente y de bastarse a sí misma. Pero lo que pasaba con estas…

— Terry Pratchett

“You see, the only thing the good people are good at is overthrowing the bad people. And you're good at that, I'll…

— Terry Pratchett

“And that had led to all the trouble with How to Dynamically Manage People for Dynamic Results in a Caring Empowering Way…

— Terry Pratchett

What's the orbital velocity of the moon?

— Terry Pratchett

Education had been easy. Learning things had been harder.

— Terry Pratchett

"I'm sorry, I just got carried away," hissed Aziraphale.

— Terry Pratchett

What's money interested in? More money.

— Terry Pratchett

And never resist a perfect moment.

— Terry Pratchett

Logic is a wonderful thing but doesn't always beat actual thought.

— Terry Pratchett

If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you.

— Terry Pratchett

Imagination, not intelligence, made us human.

— Terry Pratchett

Just because things are obvious doesn't mean they're true.

— Terry Pratchett

If I knew that I could die, I would live. My life, my death, my choice.

— Terry Pratchett

I could be wrong. Not being certain is what being a philosopher is all about.

— Terry Pratchett

Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man!

— Terry Pratchett

Anyway, just because you're sworn enemies doesn't mean you can't be friends, does it?

— Terry Pratchett

In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

— Terry Pratchett

Money doesn't buy happiness, Gytha." "I only wanted to rent it for a few weeks!

— Terry Pratchett

Are you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman? Ah, good, then you can be my most trusted advisor.

— Terry Pratchett

Everything makes sense a bit at a time. But when you try to think of it all at once, it comes out…

— Terry Pratchett