Chosen Quote by Terry Pratchett

“And it came to pass that in that time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: ‘Psst!’”

— Terry Pratchett

I could be wrong. Not being certain is what being a philosopher is all about.

— Terry Pratchett

You can't find a hermit to teach you herming, because of course that rather spoils the whole thing.

— Terry Pratchett

Give anyone a lever long enough and they can change the world. It's unreliable levers that are the problem.

— Terry Pratchett

Most gods find it hard to walk and think at the same time.

— Terry Pratchett

I used to think that I was stupid, and then I met philosophers.

— Terry Pratchett

“Take it from me, whenever you see a bunch of buggers puttering around talking about truth and beauty and the best way of attacking…

— Terry Pratchett

Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out.

— Terry Pratchett

Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o'course.

— Terry Pratchett

Guilt was the grease in which the wheels of the authority turned.

— Terry Pratchett

Oh, a very useful philosophical animal, your average tortoise. Outrunning metaphorical arrows, beating hares in races... very handy.

— Terry Pratchett

Words are the litmus paper of the minds. If you find yourself in the power of someone who will use the word "commence" in…

— Terry Pratchett

Sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led.

— Terry Pratchett

I like the idea of democracy. You have to have someone everyone distrusts.

— Terry Pratchett

Many feel they are called to the priesthood, but what they really hear is an inner voice saying, 'It's indoor work with no heavy…

— Terry Pratchett