Discworld Quote by Terry Pratchett

Inside every sane person there's a madman struggling to get out," said the shopkeeper. "That's what I've always thought. No one goes mad quicker…

— Terry Pratchett

“I am a ridiculous person. Now they call me a madman. That would be a promotion if it were not that I remain as…

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“People like you don’t go mad, Vi. They’re quiet on the outside and loud on the inside and sane as the day is long”

— April Genevieve Tucholke

I like the idea of democracy. You have to have someone everyone distrusts.

— Terry Pratchett

Give anyone a lever long enough and they can change the world. It's unreliable levers that are the problem.

— Terry Pratchett

Most gods find it hard to walk and think at the same time.

— Terry Pratchett

I used to think that I was stupid, and then I met philosophers.

— Terry Pratchett

“Take it from me, whenever you see a bunch of buggers puttering around talking about truth and beauty and the best way of attacking…

— Terry Pratchett

Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o'course.

— Terry Pratchett

Guilt was the grease in which the wheels of the authority turned.

— Terry Pratchett

Many feel they are called to the priesthood, but what they really hear is an inner voice saying, 'It's indoor work with no heavy…

— Terry Pratchett

And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst!

— Terry Pratchett