If you don't know when to be a human being, you don't know when to be a witch. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Being noticed is what being a witch is all about - Margrat Garlick” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I’m not superstitious. I’m a witch. Witches aren’t superstitious. We are what people are superstitious of. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Any fool could be a witch with a runic knife, but it took skill to be one with an apple corer. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The English were notoriously unenthusiastic about burning witches. I suppose ours were too soggy. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
His sister had been sent down to the village to ask Mistress Garlick the witch how you stopped spelling recommendation. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A witch ought never to be frightened in the darkest forest ... because she should be sure in her soul that the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Most witches don’t believe in gods. They know that the gods exist, of course. They even deal with them occasionally. But they… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Witches tended to be needed when human beings were meeting the dangerous edges of their lives, the places where there is no… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Your average witch is not, by nature, a social animal… The natural size of a coven is one. Witches only get together… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Granny Weatherwax was a witch. That was quite acceptable in the Ramtops, and no one had a bad word to say about… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Verence would rather cut his own leg off than put a witch in prison, since it'd save trouble in the long run… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Witches aren’t like that. We live in harmony with the great cycles of Nature, and do no harm to anyone, and it’s… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Old Gertie Simmons used to have a squint and she was always putting the evil influence on the end of her own… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Your average witch is not, by nature, a social animal as far as other witches are concerned. There's a conflict of dominant… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It was lonely on the hill, and cold. And all you could do was keep going. You could scream, cry, and stamp… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Always face what you fear. Have just enough money, never too much, and some string. Even if it’s not your fault, it’s… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A witch who is bored might do ANYTHING. People said things like 'we had to make our own amusements in those days'… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
They know that people need witches; they need the unofficial people who understand the difference between right and wrong, and when right… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
And what do you really do? asked Tiffany. The thin witch hesitatied for a moment, and then: We look to ... the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Haven't you got any romance in your soul?" said Magrat plaintively. "No," said Granny. "I ain't. And stars don't care what you… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It might have interested Newt to know that, of the thirty-nine thousand women tested with the pin during the centuries of witch-hunting,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“What is magic? Then there is the witches' explanation, which comes in two forms, depending on the age of the witch. Older… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The stories never said why she was wicked. It was enough to be an old woman, enough to be all alone, enough… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Well, basically there are two sorts of opera," said Nanny, who also had the true witch's ability to be confidently expert on… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I'm not the world's greatest expert, but I would have thought that the wizards, witches, trolls, unicorns, ... broomsticks and spells would… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“On nights such as this, witches are abroad. Well, not actually abroad. They don't like the food and you can't trust the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Blessings be on this house," Granny said, perfunctorily. It was always a good opening remark for a witch. It concentrated people's minds… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Esk wouldn't have known what a collective noun was if it had spat in her eye, but she knew there was a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
If you really want to upset a witch, do her a favor which she has no means of repaying. The unfulfilled obligation… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
There are thousands of good reasons why magic doesn't rule the world. They're called Witches and Wizards. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
And all the stories had, somewhere, the witch. The wicked old witch. And Tiffany had thought: Where's the evidence? — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I’m a witch. It’s what we do. When it’s nobody else’s business, it’s my business. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Well, basically, there are two sorts of opera," said Nanny, who also had the true witch's ability to be confidently expert on… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The thing about witchcraft," said Mistress Weatherwax, "is that it's not like school at all. First you get the test, and then… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Granny looked up at the zombie. He was - or, technically, had been - a tall, handsome man. He still was, only… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A witch sees through things and around things. A witch sees farther than most, a witch sees things from the other side.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Some People think 'coven' is a word for a group of witches, and it's true that's what the dictionary says. But the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end… The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
