Granny Quote by Terry Pratchett Download Open image “Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.” — Terry Pratchett ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Granny Old fashioned People Witch
“Granny Weatherwax was a witch. That was quite acceptable in the Ramtops, and no one had a bad word to say about witches. At… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Blessings be on this house," Granny said, perfunctorily. It was always a good opening remark for a witch. It concentrated people's minds on what… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Granny’s implicit belief that everything should get out of her way extended to other witches, very tall trees and, on occasion, mountains.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Was it weird having a witch grandma? Scary? Was she always, like, threatening to cast spells if you were bad?" "Most of the time… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“This ain’t right, you know. She’s the one who ought to rule, fair enough. And you used magic to help her this far, and… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“And Granny Weatherwax was pretty damn powerful. She was probably an even more accomplished witch than the infamous Black Aliss and everyone knew what… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I have the idea that we grandmothers are meant to play the part of protective witches; we must watch over younger women, children, community… — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
One doesn’t become a witch to run around being helpful either…. It’s to escape all that – to have a life of one’s own,… — Sylvia Townsend Warner Copy Share Image
“Some of the more superstitious townsfolk even believed she was a witch. The fact that she had four dead husbands lined up in a… — K. Martin Beckner Copy Share Image
“A witch didn't do things because they seemed a good idea at the time! That was practically cackling. You had to deal every day… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I know that I am setting low standards for human behavior here, but it is astonishing that the townspeople agreed they should try to… — Jennifer Wright Copy Share Image
“wasn’t a witch . . . at least in the magical sense. Gray’s classmates weren’t the only ones who couldn’t see her; Gray couldn’t see herself or her foot when it rolled over a pencil. She sucked in a breath and picked her way to the back of the room. The use of magic in the presence of normal humans… — Nikki Jefford Copy Share
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as drunk as a skunk, Drumknott, which of course means skunks are just as drunk as I. I must say the term is unfamiliar to me, and I had not thought hitherto of skunks in this context,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door, the scream of fire engines, or the realization that today is the Monday which on Friday night was a comfortably long way off. A dog's wet nose is not strictly speaking the worst of the bunch,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end… The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
If you read 'Lord of the Rings' and dismiss it as a lie because it has orcs and elves, you're missing the whole point… — Doug TenNapel Copy Share Image
Find the story, Granny Weatherwax always said. She believed that the world was full of story shapes. If you let them, they controlled you.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I don't believe in happy endings. Children have got to face death sooner or later. Granny and Grandpa die, dogs die, cats die, gerbils… — Raymond Briggs Copy Share Image
Granny Ditto always referred to perfume as 'smell good' and for me it's an essential. I have a sweetheart who's extremely allergic to most… — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
“Mo Sheanmháthair Ar ais arís lá breá Lúnasa Canach geosadáin ar foluain Ar chuile leoithne ghaoithe Do theach ina sceatraigh Na cróite ina snaois, Airím arís ceol na mblianta dearmadta, Drumadóireacht an bhanna práis Ag máirseáil síos an bóthar, Tusa led' sciortaí ardaithe Ag damhsa ar an screabán Do sheachtar óg Náire shaolta fút Ina bhfál ceilte os do chomhair… — Deirdre Brennan Copy Share
I don't want to hurt you, Mistress Weatherwax," said Mrs Gogol. "That's good," said Granny. "I don't want you to hurt me either. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Anyone can write an academic piece directed at other academics. To write something that delivers an argument and a gripping storyline to someone's granny… — Simon Schama Copy Share Image
My grannies would both bake things like shortbreads and cookies. I think whenever I smell those kinds of things it really takes me back… — Curtis Stone Copy Share Image
I never thought my granny, somebody that was born down South, who witnessed America when it was segregated, would see, in her lifetime, an… — Nipsey Hussle Copy Share Image
I used to go out wearing any old rubbish, no make-up, nothing, but since mobile phones, that has all had to stop. People do… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
I gave my players a version of the same message at ten-to-three every Saturday: 'I would shoot my granny right now for three points… — Brian Clough Copy Share Image
“Daughter follows mother in actions and habits and some times also follows her granny.” — Tayyab Nawaz Sulehri Copy Share Image