My life came down to being a granny and watching a lot of television. — Joni Mitchell Copy Share Image
And turns out, it's not Republicans throwing granny off a cliff... It's the Fed!? — Neil Cavuto Copy Share Image
“Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things. Well-known fact,” said Granny. “But I don’t… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
By far the best dressing up outfit I ever had was a wonderful pair of clown dungarees, which my Granny made. — Kate Middleton Copy Share Image
“Resting on the roots of this old oak I lean back against his knotted trunk, shine my granny smith on my sleeve… — Kellie Elmore Copy Share Image
And just as it is with all proper grannies, she ordered me into my pink bunny jammies. — Berkeley Breathed Copy Share Image
“Teresa, can you hear me? Don’t fall! Don’t fall, Teresa!” Teresa could hear her granny, but she just kept being wild.” — Christina Gitta-Low Copy Share Image
Granddaddy used to handle snakes in church. Granny drank strychnine. I guess you could say I had a leg up, genetically speaking. — Wesley Strick Copy Share Image
I'm an absolute clean freak. I'll go to my friends' houses and even start cleaning. I'm such a granny at heart. My… — Cassie Scerbo Copy Share Image
There's something unrefined about a reading woman, they always reek of the lamp. How can she grow up to be a lady… — Florence King Copy Share Image
I knew it was really, really popular when my granny told me she watched it, and was addicted. When your granny is… — Davina McCall Copy Share Image
A young girl would go into the wood as trustingly as Red Riding Hood to her granny's house but this light admits… — Angela Carter Copy Share Image
I never thought my granny, somebody that was born down South, who witnessed America when it was segregated, would see, in her… — Nipsey Hussle Copy Share Image
“But they must think we're daft, not noticing they'd left off the top slice," said Granny triumphantly. "Well, I told them a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I'll always be playing shows. Even when I'm a crazy granny wearing weird old granny clothes and wandering around with dementia, I'll… — Kate Nash Copy Share Image
You can con God and get away with it, Granny said, if you do so with charm and wit. If you live… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“She considered that the future was a frail enough thing at best, and if people looked at it hard they changed it.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Unlike wizards, who like nothing better than a complicated hierarchy, witches don't go in much for the structured approach to career progression.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I quickly texted Granny and told her to call around and find out the buzz on the recruiting. She texted back that… — Robyn Peterman Copy Share Image
I am fairly certain that my independent, high-spirited grandmother must have had a childhood similar to Betsy Ray'sAs I read about the… — Ann M. Martin Copy Share Image
“Granny is seventy-seven years old, going on seventy-eight. She’s not very good at it either. You can tell she’s old because her… — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
Divers alarums and excursions', she read, uncertainly. 'That means lots of terrible happenings, said Magrat. 'You always put that in plays.' Alarums… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Yes, but it's not good for anyone, all this taxing and killing folk. The new sergeant they've got is a keen man… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The Lord givith and the Lord takith away. I was given a lot of signs from the universe and looking at it… — Ryan Montgomery Copy Share Image
“That’s what I want, she thought, with the fiercest feeling of wanting she’d ever had in her life. She wanted that look… — Pamela Duncan Copy Share Image
“She never sent the castle to sleep”, said Granny, “that’s just an old wife’s tale. She just stirred up time a little.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“See! sweet and sound she sleeps in granny's bed, between the paws of the tender wolf.” — Angela Carter Copy Share Image
“I still loved Granny. It flowed out of my chest. With Granny gone, where would my love go?” — Jessica Maria Tuccelli Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“No point in imagining anything,” said Granny. “Things are bad enough as they are.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Do you know how wizards like to be buried?" "Yes!" "Well, how?" Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs. "Reluctantly. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Human beings should stick together. Honestly, if I see a red-haired person with blue eyes now, I say, 'Is your granny black?' — Grace Jones Copy Share Image
Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image