Granny Weatherwax was not a good loser. From her point of view, losing was something that happened to other people. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I got some words for granny, she gon wake me up at 8 talking about fold some towels and walk off singing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Granny knew all about bad fortune-telling. It was harder than the real thing. You needed a good imagination. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
[Queen Elizabeth] is just the granny queen! She's our granny queen who shakes people's hands! — Vanessa Kirby Copy Share Image
“Magrat knew she had lost. You always lost against Granny Weatherwax, the only interest was in seeing exactly how.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“the last few miles of the Atlantic Ocean back to England with all of the jewellery hidden in her knickers. Granny” — David Walliams Copy Share Image
I defy anybody to not look cool with the guns. My granny could look cool doing that! — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
My life came down to being a granny and watching a lot of television. — Joni Mitchell Copy Share Image
I'll always be playing shows. Even when I'm a crazy granny wearing weird old granny clothes and wandering around with dementia, I'll… — Kate Nash Copy Share Image
You can con God and get away with it, Granny said, if you do so with charm and wit. If you live… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“She considered that the future was a frail enough thing at best, and if people looked at it hard they changed it.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“She remember her granny telling her, 'Men are like coal boilers, Ellie. If you find a man you reckon to keep, you… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
I don't believe in happy endings. Children have got to face death sooner or later. Granny and Grandpa die, dogs die, cats… — Raymond Briggs Copy Share Image
A lot of my songs are very personal, always, but this one felt like a memoir. I almost called it Hallucinated Memoir.… — Vic Chesnutt Copy Share Image
Do you know how wizards like to be buried?" "Yes!" "Well, how?" Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs. "Reluctantly. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“He’ll also cut you some slack if you’re astonishingly stupid in an amusing fashion. Granny claimed that this explains why uncountable millions… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“That’s what I want, she thought, with the fiercest feeling of wanting she’d ever had in her life. She wanted that look… — Pamela Duncan Copy Share Image
If you read 'Lord of the Rings' and dismiss it as a lie because it has orcs and elves, you're missing the… — Doug TenNapel Copy Share Image
My mum - and my granny and I - would close the curtains, turn on the TV and snuggle up and watch… — Cherie Lunghi Copy Share Image
I gave my players a version of the same message at ten-to-three every Saturday: 'I would shoot my granny right now for… — Brian Clough Copy Share Image
“I’ve got nothing but the greatest respect for Mrs. Gogol,” said Granny. “A fine woman. But talks a bit too much. If… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Granny Weatherwax was often angry. She considered it one of her strong points. Genuine anger was one of the world's greatest creative… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Believe me. There's nothing natural about a red-carpet experience. People scream your name at the top of their voices, 100 of them… — Naomi Watts Copy Share Image
“If Granny were alive and well in the closet, why didn't she say anything when her granddaughter was struggling with the difference… — Vivian Vande Velde Cloaked in Red Copy Share Image
Listen, I must be 110 by now. Granny is going to kick the bucket at some point. — Maggie Smith Copy Share Image
Granny, I've got to go. Send my love to the corgis and Grandpa. I've got to go...God Save you, yeah, that's great. — Prince Harry Copy Share Image
They bombed my granny's chippie, left it completely flat. I'll have her for that — Jane Couch Copy Share Image
“Daughter follows mother in actions and habits and some times also follows her granny.” — Tayyab Nawaz Sulehri Copy Share Image
Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I figure that someday, I'll be able to tell my grandchildren, 'Granny used to be a hottie!"' — Jessica Biel Copy Share Image
“It’s time for you to stop calling me Granny. I’m now referred to as the first grandmother of the city.” LT laughed.… — Iris Bolling Copy Share Image
“Thanks to Granny’s bad eyesight, she thought he was an extremely furry infant.” — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
But you ain't part of it, are you?" said Granny conversationally. "You try, but you always find yourself watchin' yourself watchin' people,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Granny Weatherwax was a witch. That was quite acceptable in the Ramtops, and no one had a bad word to say about… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
I think that sick people in Ankh-Morpork generally go to a vet. It's generally a better bet. There's more pressure on a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I'd like to cook for my granny one more time. I cooked for her a couple of times before she passed away,… — Arthur Potts Dawson Copy Share Image
“She said families walk hand in hand. Granny would hold my other hand. I have never been abandoned by anyone. Even though… — Sohn Won-Pyung Copy Share Image
My name is unpronounceable in your tongue, woman,” it said. “I’ll be the judge of that,” warned Granny, and added, “Don’t call… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I don't see teenagers anymore. I see... I see youths. Slumped S shapes in their hoodies, all huddled round a bin of… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image