Discworld Quote by Terry Pratchett

“Vimes awoke with a noseful of camel. There are far worse awakenings, but not as many as you might think.”

— Terry Pratchett

“The horsemen came closer. Vimes was not good at horsemen. Something in him resented being addressed by anyone eight feet above the ground. He…

— Terry Pratchett

“Who really knew what evil lurked in the heart of men? ME. Who knew what sane men were capable of? STILL ME, I’M AFRAID.…

— Terry Pratchett

“Vimes felt his hand begin to move of its own accord-- And stopped. Red rage froze. There was The Beast, all around him. And…

— Terry Pratchett

“Vimes woke in damp and utter darkness with sand under his cheek. Some parts of his body reported for duty, others protested that they…

— Terry Pratchett

“Vimes stuck his helmet under his arm, smoothed back his hair, and knocked. He'd considered asking Sargent Colon to accompany him, but had brushed…

— Terry Pratchett

“Something Vimes had learned as a young guard drifted up from memory. If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from…

— Terry Pratchett

“Vimes' meeting with the Patrician ended as all such meetings did, with the guest going away in possession of an unfocused yet very nagging…

— Terry Pratchett

“Vimes hung up the tube. Trolls with a message. It was unlikely to be an invitation to a literary lunch.”

— Terry Pratchett

“There should be people around, shouldn't there? Vimes was hazy on rural issues, but weren't there supposed to be charcoal burners, woodcutters, and .…

— Terry Pratchett

“Vimes had never mastered ambition. It was something that happened to other people.”

— Terry Pratchett

“We try to make guests feel welcome," said Dee, scuttling behind his desk. He pulled off his pointed hat and, to Vimes's amazement, put…

— Terry Pratchett