“I've had quite enough danger for a while I think. I might have some more when I'm thirteen, but definitely not before… — Joshua Donellan Danger Copy Share Image
“...food was at least three million per cent more delicious when you ate it immediately after thinking you were going to die.” — Joshua Donellan Food Copy Share Image
“We're going to have ourselves one hell of a Ruckus," said Smokey with a grin that went quite beyond the boundaries of… — Joshua Donellan Humor Copy Share Image
“I haven't been so sure of anything since the time Mum asked me if I absolutely, definitely, certainly thought it was a… — Joshua Donellan Time Copy Share Image
“...we've already had one horrible thing happen today, which means that if you think about it the odds of anything else horrible… — Joshua Donellan Humor Copy Share Image
“I had an aunt named 'abnormal Shauna' once. But she passed away in an unfortunate cliff-top interpretative dance and fireworks accident.” — Joshua Donellan Humor Copy Share Image