Humor Quote by Joshua Donellan

“I held out the packet and suddenly we were friends. That's one of the only good things about being a smoker these days. You're…

— Anthony Horowitz

“Blow the smoke off me and I'm not half bad.”

— Jerry Peterson

“That whiff of smoke was enough to transform my sithere-trembling terror into get-the-hell-out-of-here terror.”

— Mike Mullin

“I think one can tell a lot about a person from the way he chooses to let the stub of his cigarette burn out...”

— Sanhita Baruah

“If I could turn into a wisp of smoke, I could slip into them and disappear.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

“I'll stick this so far up your ass, the smoke will come out your ears.”

— Abigail Roux

“He throws me a wide grin. “Ooh, calmed down then, have we? I must say, your death threats are quite refreshing – they’re a…

— J.C. McClean

“Holly sighs. “I’m out of cigarettes, too.” “Those things will kill you,” Jerome says. She gives him a flat look. “Yes! That’s part of…

— Stephen King

“My whole life was a mess. I had no idea what was going on in the world. I was a prisoner of weed and…

— Abhishek Kumar

“I nuzzled them both to remind them that there was really no need to grieve, since I was okay and really a much better…

— W Bruce Cameron

“It was as if someone admitted they went through all the bother and mess of sex only in order to smoke a cigarette.”

— Jeff Lindsay

“He put a cigarette between his lips and I was transfixed. Smoking was a filthy habit, but I’d never wanted to be a cigarette…

— N.R. Walker