Humor Quote by Jerry Peterson Download Open image ““Blow the smoke off me and I'm not half bad.”” — Jerry Peterson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Why do you smoke so damn fast?” “Y’all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“I hated smoking. The smell alone was enough to nauseate me. But right then, more than anything, I wanted to be that cigarette.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“I might look and smell smokeless now, but I’ve been burned beyond the surface.” — Zara Hairston Copy Share Image
“I think one can tell a lot about a person from the way he chooses to let the stub of his cigarette burn out...” — Sanhita Baruah Copy Share Image
“I'm trying to quit,” he said. “Just so you know.” He lit the cigarette and inhaled so long and so deep it sounded like… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
“You know, this is the first time in many years that I really wished I hadn’t given up smoking. It would give me something… — Gary Goldstick Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
