Humor Quote by Amy Neftzger Download Open image ““Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.”” — Amy Neftzger ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Humourous Pizza
“I want to live in a world where the need for pizza belittles that of war.” — Jason Barnett Copy Share Image
“Yes! Just don’t hurt us.” “Good. And pizza. I am in the mood for a pizza.” — Willow Rose Copy Share Image
“Three more days and he could show the world what he was made of. For now though? Pizza.” — Adam Elliott Copy Share Image
“I come bearing gifts in the form of junk food. You’re welcome. I would have brought some drugs, but I’m not a doctor.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We know that food is a medicine, perhaps the most powerful drug on the planet with the power to cause or cure most diseases.” — Mark Hyman Copy Share Image
“I love my pizza so much, in fact, that I have come to believe in my delirium that my pizza might actually love me,… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
I don’t have to be logical. I’m a leopard. We’re considered wild animals, you know. (Spoken by Megan.) — Amy Neftzger Copy Share Image
The worst kind of brokenness is the kind that you don’t know you have. — Amy Neftzger Copy Share Image
It doesn’t take objectivity to know what you want, and you’re not objective enough to know what you need. — Amy Neftzger Copy Share Image
I don’t have to be logical. I’m a leopard. We’re considered wild animals, you know. — Amy Neftzger Copy Share Image
Choices are powerful things. In fact, they're more powerful than most things. — Amy Neftzger Copy Share Image
Quests are a huge inconvenience. Don't let anyone tell you differently, even if that person has experience. The problem is that people forget the… — Amy Neftzger Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
