Funny Quote by Johnny Corn Download Open image ““There is nothing more American than buying a Japanese car on the 4th of July”” — Johnny Corn ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humourous Independence day Japanese Johnny-corn Satire Th Of July Usa
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“American loneliness is a completely different creature from anything we experience in this country, and it made me glad I was born japanese.” — Ryū Murakami Copy Share Image
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I bought a new Japanese car, I turned on the radio ... I don't understand a word they're saying. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
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“The pure products of America go crazy... ...[] No one to witness and adjust, no one to drive the car” — William Carlos Williams Copy Share Image
“Just because you deny facts and science doesn't mean they aren't true” — Johnny Corn Copy Share Image
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Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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