“Just because you deny facts and science doesn't mean they aren't true” — Johnny Corn Deny Copy Share Image
“I believe in love at first sight. I know it's real because I experienced it the moment I saw my wife for… — Johnny Corn Believe in love Copy Share Image
“There is more that unites us than divides us. So make it a point to talk with someone who is different from… — Johnny Corn Alike Copy Share Image
“The reason why I changed the meaning of the golden rule is because everyone has forgotten to the critical law of do… — Johnny Corn Golden rule Copy Share Image
“There is nothing more American than buying a Japanese car on the 4th of July” — Johnny Corn American Copy Share Image
“You will never see me publicly putting a comic down or trying to get them unbooked. If I have a problem with… — Johnny Corn Comic Copy Share Image
“ISIS stands for Islamic State In Syria. It's an acronym. ISIS is also the name of a bad ass Egyptian goddess. So… — Johnny Corn Irony Copy Share Image
