“Just because you deny facts and science doesn't mean they aren't true” — Johnny Corn Copy Share Image
“The reason why I changed the meaning of the golden rule is because everyone has forgotten to the critical law of do… — Johnny Corn Copy Share Image
“There is nothing more American than buying a Japanese car on the 4th of July” — Johnny Corn Copy Share Image
“You will never see me publicly putting a comic down or trying to get them unbooked. If I have a problem with… — Johnny Corn Copy Share Image
“ISIS stands for Islamic State In Syria. It's an acronym. ISIS is also the name of a bad ass Egyptian goddess. So… — Johnny Corn Copy Share Image
