“Vimes awoke with a noseful of camel. There are far worse awakenings, but not as many as you might think.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Unless you can start some worldwide crime wave, I haven’t the strength to defy him.” — Jennifer Fallon Copy Share Image
“The only way to see everything, my dear, is to see it absolutely.” — Sherry Lynn Ferguson Copy Share Image
“(backpacker having conversation with Lizzie the Australian main character) Backpacker: 'What's the drinking age in Australia?' 'eighteen' 'is that enforced' Lizzie thought… — Catherine Deveny Copy Share Image
“Just a minute," said Lobsang. "Who are you? Time has stopped, the world is given over to...fairy tales and monsters, and there's… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,” the inventor said. “The… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“Everybody does it!" Quirke burst out. "It's perks !" "Everybody?" said Vimes. He looked around at the squad. "Anyone else here take… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“She looked around at the close confines of the NCD offices. They were cramped and untidy. No. They were worse than that.… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“All I want is for my kids to have a good sense of humour. They don't have to be funny, just need… — Ade Bozzay Copy Share Image
“She opened the door within two seconds of his pressing the doorbell, letting out a stream of cats that ran around with… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
“Vimes was already lost. Oh, there was the sun, but that was just a direction . He could feel it on the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I shall fear not. According to the Testament of Mezerek, the fisherman Nonpo spent four days in the belly of a giant… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A good plot should have a strong middle and a spectacular end. But under no circumstances should it have a beginning.” — A.M. Dean Copy Share Image
“Lawn looked down at his patient. "In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I don’t even get the term, “the birds and the bees”. How does that properly teach a kid about sex? You never… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“ Click. The salamander flared, etching the room with searing white light and dark shadows. Otto screamed. He fell to the floor,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry, honey. I'm sure if you were a terrorist, you'd make a wonderful one” — Madeleine George Copy Share Image
“Vimes stared. It was true about the dogs. There didn't seem to be quite so many mooching around these days, and that… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“At times like this it's traditional that a hero comes forth," said the President of the Guild of Assassins. "A dragon slayer.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Always smile first thing in the morning. Might as well get it over with.” — W.C. Fields Copy Share Image
“You're not suggesting that Vetinari tucks into a nice rat every day?" said Angua. "I've heard he uses rats as spies, so… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“We try to make guests feel welcome," said Dee, scuttling behind his desk. He pulled off his pointed hat and, to Vimes's… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Tallow walked into Bat and Scarly's office to find Bat slumped on a chair with his head on the workbench, turned away… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“What we’ve got here is a lunatic genius ghost-in-the-computer monorail that likes riddles and goes faster than the speed of sound. Welcome… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
