Discworld Quote by Terry Pratchett

“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of…

— Terry Pratchett

“You're not suggesting that Vetinari tucks into a nice rat every day?" said Angua. "I've heard he uses rats as spies, so I don't…

— Terry Pratchett

“ Click. The salamander flared, etching the room with searing white light and dark shadows. Otto screamed. He fell to the floor, clutching at…

— Terry Pratchett

“Lawn looked down at his patient. "In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid…

— Terry Pratchett

“I shall fear not. According to the Testament of Mezerek, the fisherman Nonpo spent four days in the belly of a giant fish," said…

— Terry Pratchett

“Vimes was already lost. Oh, there was the sun, but that was just a direction . He could feel it on the side of…

— Terry Pratchett

“Everybody does it!" Quirke burst out. "It's perks !" "Everybody?" said Vimes. He looked around at the squad. "Anyone else here take bribes?" His…

— Terry Pratchett

“Just a minute," said Lobsang. "Who are you? Time has stopped, the world is given over to...fairy tales and monsters, and there's a schoolteacher…

— Terry Pratchett

“Vimes awoke with a noseful of camel. There are far worse awakenings, but not as many as you might think.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Is that you, Sergeant Angua?" said a voice in the gloom. A lantern was open, and lit the approaching face of Constable Visit. As…

— Terry Pratchett

“The street was full of animals, milling around uncertainly. When animals are in a state of uncertainty they get nervous, and the street was…

— Terry Pratchett

“Vimes shook some lather off the blade. "Hah! I bet they have. Tell me, Willikins, did you fight much when you were a kid?…

— Terry Pratchett