Discworld Quote by Terry Pratchett

“We did Rat Surprise last night for the Sons of Bloodaxe annual dinner," he said. There was a general groan. "And it was rat."…

— Terry Pratchett

“Sometimes you just have to trust your pet rat's instincts.”

— Danielle Paige, Dorothy Must Die

“The rats we met the size of small dogs and they watched us go by like they'd figured out that what People were for…

— Sarah Monette

“Did you know that rats can’t vomit?” “Okay, enough. No more rat trivia.”

— Richard Paul Evans

“...killing rats wasn’t in my job description.”

— Scott Douglas

“You saying killing a rat would be murder?" said Raufman. "Yes. Of course." "But it's just - " "Talk to the paw, mister, 'cos…

— Terry Pratchett

“Some rats just don’t know when to die.”

— J.J. McAvoy

“Just because all the rats are gone doesn't mean I trust the rattlesnake that got rid of them.”

— John Steiner

“ if I am to check for rats, I need to sweep under the bed, sir”

— Tessa Harris

“rats, mice, and snakes scooped up from the vineyard can accidentally get mixed in.)”

— Bianca Bosker

“He's our rodent control officer. He doesn't catch mice, he just terrifies them.”

— Lilian Jackson Braun

“She called me a rat.’ ‘Oh yes, I gathered you two were very close!”

— Lindsey Davis