Humor Quote by John Steiner

“The rats that had once fouled their food became their food. But soon the rats were gone.”

— Marcus Sakey

“Besides, rats survived so well because they were rats. They knew when to keep quiet and they knew when to squeal.”

— Danielle Bennett

“Sometimes you just have to trust your pet rat's instincts.”

— Danielle Paige, Dorothy Must Die

“I’ve never had a rat, never chased one. I chase my own tail and that’s enough. I must now make plans for the day…

— Chila Woychik

“You just don’t get attacked by packs of rats in your own home.”

— Dean Koontz

“...killing rats wasn’t in my job description.”

— Scott Douglas

“Some rats just don’t know when to die.”

— J.J. McAvoy

“Can't be part of the rat race when you're one of the rats who knows you're in a cage.”

— Ed Brubaker

“I don't like rats any more than the next bloke, but they ain't wicked and cruel like people can be. They're just ratty in…

— Philip Pullman

“Ya were going to turn me into a rat? Had I known that I wouldn’t have tried to turn ya into a snake.”

— Michelle M. Pillow

“Yeah, we’ve heard that before. This time we mean it. We’re not going to sit back and let you treat us like rats anymore.…

— James Dashner

“People don’t get attacked by packs of rats in their own homes.”

— Dean Koontz