“At times like this it's traditional that a hero comes forth," said the President of the Guild of Assassins. "A dragon slayer.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Did you know? There are three major milestones in human evolution. One, the discovery of fire; two, the invention of the wheel;… — Merlin Franco Copy Share Image
“The Codex actually sounds kind of creepy here. “Yeeeees, tell me eeeeeverything.” I was Marked by a very cute boy with terrible… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“It was a beautiful, clear Southern California kind of Christmas Eve, the kind where Santa shows up in khaki shorts and a… — Z.A. Maxfield Copy Share Image
“The street was full of animals, milling around uncertainly. When animals are in a state of uncertainty they get nervous, and the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Angua picked out the bottle and looked at the label. "C.M.O.T. Dibbler's Genuine Authentic Soggy Mountain Dew," she read. "He's going to… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Having fun?” said George. “Yes, Mr Lane,” said Dinkesh. “Kenny has just flown out of the window.” “That’s nice,” said George, banishing… — Mark Gorton Copy Share Image
“Seniors get to do all the jolly things," Owen complained as they walked to archery practice that first day. Neal glared at… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
“Vanessa was deprived of her hormones in prison and thus retained several male characteristics that would have been less evident otherwise, most… — Piper Kerman Copy Share Image
“As I was walking to my car, a crow that was sitting on a wall suddenly scooped down and did number two… — Moni Mohsin Copy Share Image
“It was because he wanted there to be conspirators. It was much better to imagine men in some smoky room somewhere, made… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Vimes shook some lather off the blade. "Hah! I bet they have. Tell me, Willikins, did you fight much when you were… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“That was a dhlang !" he said. "An evil spirit! The peasants down in the valleys hang up charms against them! But… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“And, er, these stories about you..." "Oh, all true. Most of them. A bit of exaggeration, but mostly true." "The one about… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“We try to make guests feel welcome," said Dee, scuttling behind his desk. He pulled off his pointed hat and, to Vimes's… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The city wasa, wasa, wasa wossname. Thing. Woman . Thass what it was. Woman. Roaring, ancient, centuries old. Strung you along, let… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Jimmy held on to the reins for dear life, and thought that a horse was about the most slippery creature to sit… — Enid Blyton Copy Share Image
“Tallow walked into Bat and Scarly's office to find Bat slumped on a chair with his head on the workbench, turned away… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“ You have no power over us , said the Auditor. We are not alive. BUT YOU ARE DEMONSTRATING ARROGANCE, PRIDE AND… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Murphy caught that arm and continued the motion, using her own body as a fulcrum in a classic hip throw - except… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Another priest said,"Is it true you've said you'll believe in any god whose existence can be proved by logical debate?""Yes."Vimes had a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Damn it!” I rubbed my eyes. My head hurt from staring at the laptop screen the whole day. “I’ve got to put… — Chase Webster Copy Share Image
“Inspirations sleet through the universe continuously. Their destination, as if they cared, is the right mind in the right place at the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Moral," said Vale."That's an interesting adjective to apply to 'genocide'.” — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
“The English winter is long, cold and wet, just like the English summer” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“Well, go on then, Abby; run along and let the nice man compromise you.” — Anne Gracie Copy Share Image
“Detective John Tallow, 1st Precinct." "You," said Scarly. "I hate you so much my dick is hard.” — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“I had an aunt named 'abnormal Shauna' once. But she passed away in an unfortunate cliff-top interpretative dance and fireworks accident.” — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image
“The circus is the perfect business right now because parents want their kids to be kids and not Charley Bucket drinking cabbage… — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
“I stepped away from the car preparing my own smile because you catch more flies with honey than you do with shit.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Vimes woke in damp and utter darkness with sand under his cheek. Some parts of his body reported for duty, others protested… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Oi, stop looking at my nethers. Be a gentleman, look away. When a gal’s in a predicament you should ‘elp ‘er out” — James Minter Copy Share Image
“If that's the case, waiter, please bring me another piece of cake," Gramps said as lunch was brought to the table, "I'm… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“See that?" said Lemon. "The car tracks turn off there." "How do you know it's not the parks people on a golf… — Carsten Stroud Copy Share Image
“One day we found them. They must of been holding a gook convention or something, cause it seem like the same sort… — Winston Groom Copy Share Image
“A dwarf who can't get the hang of metal? That must be pretty unique." "Pretty rare, sir. But I was quite good… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
