Humourous Quote by Terry Pratchett Download Open image ““He's a bit set in his ways." "Congealed, I should think.”” — Terry Pratchett ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humourous
“The way I see it is that some things are just meant to be the way they are.” — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
“Usually he overdid things, this time he got it right, or as right as something only equivocally right in itself can be got.” — Ellis Peters Copy Share Image
“And I didn't mean to eavesdrop. I was in the right place-okay," I amended when he raised his eyebrows. "The wrong place at the… — Myra McEntire Copy Share Image
“Remember that, so that next time you can just agree with whatever I say and we’ll be fine.” Though he didn’t open his eyes,… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“I realized then that there was actual relief in his expression. That he was pleased to see me in a way he wasn't actually… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
“Nice. Like the new look. He didn’t sound as if he liked it one tiny bit. He sounded fit to be tied down and… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“His voice, when it came, was very soft, almost a whisper. "I wouldn've thought you'd've figured that out by now.” — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“I desperately wanted to give him something. By contrast, taking seemed so bland, so facile, so mechanical.” — André Aciman Copy Share Image
“I’ve just been living from day to day. Waiting for something or someone else to change the situation.” His eyes studied her face, looking… — Robin Hobb Copy Share Image
“Good. Well. Shit." Locke rubbed his gloved hands together. "I guess that's that. I'm all out of rhetorical flourishes.” — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“I’m good at being vague and unpredictable. It’s sort of a hard habit to break.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end.... The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Joe was a very clean housekeeper, but had an exquisite art of making her cleanliness more uncomfortable and unacceptable than dirt itself.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The ECTs are moving the guns in small batches," Bat said. "We're making them take so many photos that one of them asked if… — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“Damn it!” I rubbed my eyes. My head hurt from staring at the laptop screen the whole day. “I’ve got to put this down… — Chase Webster Copy Share Image
“Sacharissa saw a movement. Boddony had pulled his axe out from under the bench. It was a traditional dwarf axe. One side was a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Her books on alchemy were marvellous objects, every page a work of the engraver's art, but they nowhere contained instructions like "Be sure to… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I'm not bloody well going to have it, understand?" Vimes shouted, shaking the ape back and forth. "Oook," the Librarian pointed out, patiently. "What?… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“After a few minutes, Molly came partway up the short ladder to the bridge and stopped. "Do I need to ask permission to come… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I've had quite enough danger for a while I think. I might have some more when I'm thirteen, but definitely not before then...” — Joshua Donellan Copy Share Image
“The weed-whacker dad was helping his kid whack weeds. Dad was blitzed to the eyebrows on beer, and the kid was waving the week… — Carsten Stroud Copy Share Image
“Vimes shook some lather off the blade. "Hah! I bet they have. Tell me, Willikins, did you fight much when you were a kid?… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
