“Alice, I am the game, and trust me: you don’t want to play me.” — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“How do you tactfully spin the term “man-whore” to someone’s sister?” — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Do you ever answer anything in a way that people expect you to?” — Elle Lothlorien Answer Copy Share Image
“You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet like you have a pair.” — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“My butt has a maximum drive time of seven hours.” — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Be a good little Alice and just follow the White Rabbit, okay?” — Elle Lothlorien Rabbit Copy Share Image
“Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?” — Elle Lothlorien Computers Copy Share Image
“I’ve found that lifting the lid with your foot is the most thorough and least gross path to two minutes of peace… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Would you like to hear about the fascinating things lizards can do if you chew off their tails?” — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“What if it’s a shy fish? Is that a 'coy koi?' What? Don’t hate me because I’m asking the important questions.” — Elle Lothlorien Asking Copy Share Image
“For someone named Alice, you’re really not all that up on your Wonderland trivia.” — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“I’m good at being vague and unpredictable. It’s sort of a hard habit to break.” — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Seriously, what is the purpose? Maybe I’d feel better about walking around speaking fluent jive if I knew there was a reason… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“If one more person tells me how big this country is, I’m going to go kick a koala.” — Elle Lothlorien Australia Copy Share Image
“He’s a guy. We’re easy and stupid. Just go bat your eyes at him and beg for forgiveness. It’ll take five minutes…three… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“And just so you know—that winter forest we walked into first? That was from Through the Looking Glass too. Hey, if you’re… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“I believe it went like this—and stop me if I’m wrong, Mousey: ‘Listen, we may not be our own continent and everything,… — Elle Lothlorien America Copy Share Image
“I don’t need to look at your primal, white-hot, mutant pirate eyes, big guy. Just forget that I’m there, and I’ll try… — Elle Lothlorien Big guy Copy Share Image
“I want to kiss my brother for being so tactful. Rabbit looks grateful as well, and I can only imagine what it… — Elle Lothlorien Brotherhood Copy Share Image
“If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I’m going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“I am commanding you, as an older and wiser brother, to get over here, get on this caterpillar, and ride to the… — Elle Lothlorien Brother Copy Share Image
“Are you referring to the day you instructed me to ‘follow the white rabbit,’ plied me with absinthe and brownies, and tried… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Speaking of your eyeballs, dear brother,I overheard some girls talking about you in the restroom at the tournament hotel. Apparently rumor now… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Basic economic theory. People behave differently based on how much they think something’s worth. Because everyone got their chips for free, people… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“I have a totally unhealthy and unrealistic fear of being eaten by a great white shark. This is because I belong to… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Well, the gondola operator—whose name was ‘Happy,’ I might add—failed to inform me that about sixty seconds into the trip, the floor… — Elle Lothlorien Acrophobia Copy Share Image
“Who are you? Rabbit and Souris call you ‘Alice,’ me and Dee call you ‘Faye.’ I just didn’t know if ‘Alice’ was… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Alice, winning means manipulation. It means taking people—people who may have helped you in the past, even people you care about—and using… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“By the way, don’t thank me for saving you, thank the lifeguards. If it was up to me, I would’ve just carried… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“I think it would be prudent to advise you that due to extraordinary circumstances beyond our control, the original plan we had… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Okay, so English settlers brought rabbits with them to Australia to breed for food and stuff, right? But they escaped and basically… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Follow me down, Alice Faye Dahl. I know the way.” — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Have you thrown ‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet?” — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Pretty great view. You think they’d do something about the sharks.” — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal—all those places perfect for dying of exposure.” — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“How was I supposed to know ‘lucked out’ means ‘I got screwed over’ in Australian?” — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Don’t worry, little bunny, we only use our triplet telepathic powers for good.” — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
