“That’s exactly where they send entry-level diplomats. After you cut your teeth on a few civil wars and a famine or two,… — Elle Lothlorien Civil war Copy Share Image
“Must be the hair then. And the name change. And your new piss-poor attitude. Because every once in a while, I look… — Elle Lothlorien Dahl Copy Share Image
“Aw, you’re nothing but heart, Mako. Nice valentine in your skull, by the way. Is that temporary or did the Tanaka-kai change… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“In any other fabric of space-time, my brother would have picked up Dee’s venereal disease-infested koala punt and run it straight down… — Elle Lothlorien Brother Copy Share Image
“You know what Munny said to me, right before we left? She said, ‘Watching someone die is hard work. Go to Australia… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“I’ll get you and your little dog too?’ You say your girl can’t pay me back? Believe me when I say that… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“After one and a half cocktails, finding the appropriate response is a bit of a challenge. I finally say, 'Thank you for… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Fun fact: You may hug koalas in the Australian state of New South Wales, but not in Queensland. So…if you didn’t hug… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“You can donate marrow for her, Alice Faye, you can’t cure her. You can win a poker tournament, but that won’t make… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“My help—it’s not a light switch you can turn on and off. My help starts right now, and after this point you… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Alice? You didn’t get this far without realizing that you don’t have to cheat to win. You just have to accept that… — Elle Lothlorien Cheat Copy Share Image