“I am commanding you, as an older and wiser brother, to get over here, get on this caterpillar, and ride to the… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Hey, any idea why Australians speak something that sounds deceptively like English but isn’t? I mean, I’m trying to figure out why… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“The line from Pulp Fiction—the one Samuel L. Jackson shouts at John Travolta as they’re trying to wash blood off their hands—pops… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“My butt has a maximum drive time of seven hours.” — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“You’re in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you’re asking ‘why is it a mushroom? Because it just… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half.” — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“For the first time, there’s no barrier between us and we make eye contact. All of a sudden, I feel like the… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“. I’ve watched about a dozen tourists almost get hit by cars since I’ve been here. I barely made it to the… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“So ‘fatal’ only kills you two out of three times these days? That’s good to know.” — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“I grimace, thinking someone should come up with a new phrase for 'I left the ocean without a kiwi-sized chunk of my… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
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“Do you really think I’d let him call my sister a ‘bitch?’ Or you for that matter? Talon Hawk’s dumb, but he’s… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Who are you? Rabbit and Souris call you ‘Alice,’ me and Dee call you ‘Faye.’ I just didn’t know if ‘Alice’ was… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That definitely belongs on a much fatter man.” — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Congratulations, Mousey, you’ve managed to insult every marsupial in the country in just under three kilometers.” — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Well then, I guess I’m man enough to admit that I’m trying to get in touch with my inner bitch.” — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“For someone named Alice, you’re really not all that up on your Wonderland trivia.” — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say that 'Alice Faye picked a peck of pepper for the poor, piping… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“I brought you out here because I wanted to share a sunrise with you, and maybe even a sunset. I wanted to… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Did you forget a dentist appointment or something, big guy? Where the hell did you hop off to?” — Elle Lothlorien Big guy Copy Share Image
“Yeah, well, when they say ‘You know it’s a long way, don’t you?’ what they really mean is: ‘You know it’d be… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
“Well, you played me, Rabbit. You played me, and it worked, and I’m not the kind of person to make the same… — Elle Lothlorien Contemporary-romance Copy Share Image
