“You keep right on building that fence, Faye. See what good it does you.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet like you have a pair.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“How do you tactfully spin the term “man-whore” to someone’s sister?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Don’t make me Alice-nap you, Alice. Because you know I can carry you.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“This is from the queen? And you say it’s for a mouse? I’m sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn’t allow any… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“How was I supposed to know ‘lucked out’ means ‘I got screwed over’ in Australian?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I am commanding you, as an older and wiser brother, to get over here, get on this caterpillar, and ride to the… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I’m going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal—all those places perfect for dying of exposure.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“If one more person tells me how big this country is, I’m going to go kick a koala.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I’m good at being vague and unpredictable. It’s sort of a hard habit to break.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“What if it’s a shy fish? Is that a 'coy koi?' What? Don’t hate me because I’m asking the important questions.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Are you referring to the day you instructed me to ‘follow the white rabbit,’ plied me with absinthe and brownies, and tried… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I want to kiss my brother for being so tactful. Rabbit looks grateful as well, and I can only imagine what it… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I don’t need to look at your primal, white-hot, mutant pirate eyes, big guy. Just forget that I’m there, and I’ll try… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I believe it went like this—and stop me if I’m wrong, Mousey: ‘Listen, we may not be our own continent and everything,… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“And just so you know—that winter forest we walked into first? That was from Through the Looking Glass too. Hey, if you’re… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I have a totally unhealthy and unrealistic fear of being eaten by a great white shark. This is because I belong to… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Basic economic theory. People behave differently based on how much they think something’s worth. Because everyone got their chips for free, people… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Oh, I have plenty of problems with Rabbit, it’s just that my comfort level with his name is standing in line behind… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Who are you? Rabbit and Souris call you ‘Alice,’ me and Dee call you ‘Faye.’ I just didn’t know if ‘Alice’ was… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I brought you out here because I wanted to share a sunrise with you, and maybe even a sunset. I wanted to… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Alice, you might be the product of the biggest ball of ignorance, confidence, and good fortune the universe has ever manufactured. But… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“So you went back to your friend’s next donkament two weeks later, and this time you just laughed right along when they… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“First, I’d like to point out that I didn’t use ‘one of mine.’ You refused to let me pay for my ice… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I look around briefly at the other players like I always do before a game. Other than Queenie, Bill, and Talon, I… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“. I’ve watched about a dozen tourists almost get hit by cars since I’ve been here. I barely made it to the… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“For the first time, there’s no barrier between us and we make eye contact. All of a sudden, I feel like the… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Pretty great view. You think they’d do something about the sharks.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Have you thrown ‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I’ve found that lifting the lid with your foot is the most thorough and least gross path to two minutes of peace… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“He’s a guy. We’re easy and stupid. Just go bat your eyes at him and beg for forgiveness. It’ll take five minutes…three… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I try not to laugh too loud, afraid a bark-like noise will be mistaken by any great whites lurking in the area… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Right, 'the Queen of Hearts.' Sounds to me like you’re just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I don’t think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I don’t think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I want to kiss my brother for being so tactful. Rabbit looks grateful as well, and I can only imagine what it would be… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“He’s a guy. We’re easy and stupid. Just go bat your eyes at him and beg for forgiveness. It’ll take five minutes…three if you… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Did you think your boyfriend was going to stick around and watch you do THAT? If we weren’t related, I would’ve left too. Actually…is… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Well, Faye, dear, I’m sure Harlow’s sorry she didn’t think to ask if you’d been eaten by a shark. That’s totally on her.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Once the principals in their party are seated, with those lower on the totem pole left to grumble and move on to find another… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Yeah, that’s exactly how I feel when I’m around you: confused, but still satisfied.' I freeze, trying to figure out how to cancel it… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“This is from the queen? And you say it’s for a mouse? I’m sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn’t allow any pets except… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I’m good at being vague and unpredictable. It’s sort of a hard habit to break.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
