“In any other fabric of space-time, my brother would have picked up Dee’s venereal disease-infested koala punt and run it straight down… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I believe the phrase you’re looking for is ‘too much money and not enough things to spend it on.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Just keep it simple, Alice Faye. Remember how you taught yourself. Nothing’s different just because you’re on a yacht, or wearing a… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I’m not sure a real man would smoke something that sounds like a mixed drink ice cream cone.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“When she reaches down to touch his shoulder—a gesture only a few species and a million or so years removed from lifting… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Because trying to think of how to ask a woman you’ve known for exactly two days if she’d be willing to get… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I think I can say with confidence that it’s a lot funnier if you haven’t actually been attacked by a shark.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“That’s exactly where they send entry-level diplomats. After you cut your teeth on a few civil wars and a famine or two,… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“You can donate marrow for her, Alice Faye, you can’t cure her. You can win a poker tournament, but that won’t make… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“How was I supposed to know ‘lucked out’ means ‘I got screwed over’ in Australian?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Okay then, I suppose you get a pass on poker intimidation for the glasses, little brother. But everyone else is wearing them… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I think it should be obvious by now that I’m not necessarily interested in reality.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“What if it’s a shy fish? Is that a 'coy koi?' What? Don’t hate me because I’m asking the important questions.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I use the word “man” loosely. A better description would be “the most beautiful specimen of Homo sapiens sapiens with a set… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Souris says you wanted to see me, so here I am. Talk quick before I decide to beat the shit out of… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I made sure to brush my teeth as soon as I was able. I even asked for a hair tie to pull… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Fun fact: You may hug koalas in the Australian state of New South Wales, but not in Queensland. So…if you didn’t hug… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“You know what Munny said to me, right before we left? She said, ‘Watching someone die is hard work. Go to Australia… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“My help—it’s not a light switch you can turn on and off. My help starts right now, and after this point you… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“So you went back to your friend’s next donkament two weeks later, and this time you just laughed right along when they… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Mouse likes to drag you to uninhabited areas with no cell signal—all those places perfect for dying of exposure.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Basic economic theory. People behave differently based on how much they think something’s worth. Because everyone got their chips for free, people… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“As you know, the International Poker Tour, by its own admission, knows very little about poker games, one of which ended tragically… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I hear they’re all infected with chlamydia, which just goes to show that you really can’t tell who’s got the clam. I… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I don’t think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I want to kiss my brother for being so tactful. Rabbit looks grateful as well, and I can only imagine what it would be… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“He’s a guy. We’re easy and stupid. Just go bat your eyes at him and beg for forgiveness. It’ll take five minutes…three if you… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Did you think your boyfriend was going to stick around and watch you do THAT? If we weren’t related, I would’ve left too. Actually…is… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Well, Faye, dear, I’m sure Harlow’s sorry she didn’t think to ask if you’d been eaten by a shark. That’s totally on her.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Once the principals in their party are seated, with those lower on the totem pole left to grumble and move on to find another… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Yeah, that’s exactly how I feel when I’m around you: confused, but still satisfied.' I freeze, trying to figure out how to cancel it… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“This is from the queen? And you say it’s for a mouse? I’m sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn’t allow any pets except… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I’m good at being vague and unpredictable. It’s sort of a hard habit to break.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
