“If one more person tells me how big this country is, I’m going to go kick a koala.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I’m almost afraid to tell you. Let’s put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Alice, winning means manipulation. It means taking people—people who may have helped you in the past, even people you care about—and using… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I’ve found that lifting the lid with your foot is the most thorough and least gross path to two minutes of peace… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I don’t think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I’ll get you and your little dog too?’ You say your girl can’t pay me back? Believe me when I say that… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“You keep right on building that fence, Faye. See what good it does you.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Have you thrown ‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Oh, I have plenty of problems with Rabbit, it’s just that my comfort level with his name is standing in line behind… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, In that case, you should always be a unicorn.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Oh, and Mr. Montgomery? I think I counted about four dozen important-sounding words and almost no substance at all in that explanation.… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Don’t be such a dumbass, Gabe. Koalas don’t travel in herds. They move in heaps. Much like emus move in ripples, and… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I have a totally unhealthy and unrealistic fear of being eaten by a great white shark. This is because I belong to… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I look around briefly at the other players like I always do before a game. Other than Queenie, Bill, and Talon, I… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Alice, you might be the product of the biggest ball of ignorance, confidence, and good fortune the universe has ever manufactured. But… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“When some smart ass asks you if you’re driving, you say, 'Nope, just kicking the tires.’ You have to make sure you… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I don’t need to look at your primal, white-hot, mutant pirate eyes, big guy. Just forget that I’m there, and I’ll try… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Like your sweet, affectionate house cat, Alice Dahl is easy to underestimate. It’s not until the songbirds in the yard show up… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I think it would be prudent to advise you that due to extraordinary circumstances beyond our control, the original plan we had… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I don’t know what this is for anyway. I mean, let me tell you what I’m never going to say to any… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Don’t make me Alice-nap you, Alice. Because you know I can carry you.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I am commanding you, as an older and wiser brother, to get over here, get on this caterpillar, and ride to the… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Hey, any idea why Australians speak something that sounds deceptively like English but isn’t? I mean, I’m trying to figure out why… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I don’t think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I want to kiss my brother for being so tactful. Rabbit looks grateful as well, and I can only imagine what it would be… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“He’s a guy. We’re easy and stupid. Just go bat your eyes at him and beg for forgiveness. It’ll take five minutes…three if you… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Did you think your boyfriend was going to stick around and watch you do THAT? If we weren’t related, I would’ve left too. Actually…is… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Well, Faye, dear, I’m sure Harlow’s sorry she didn’t think to ask if you’d been eaten by a shark. That’s totally on her.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Once the principals in their party are seated, with those lower on the totem pole left to grumble and move on to find another… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Yeah, that’s exactly how I feel when I’m around you: confused, but still satisfied.' I freeze, trying to figure out how to cancel it… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“This is from the queen? And you say it’s for a mouse? I’m sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn’t allow any pets except… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I’m good at being vague and unpredictable. It’s sort of a hard habit to break.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
