Contemporary-romance Quote by Elle Lothlorien

“Any outfit that can’t figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can’t benefit from my advice.”

— Cory Doctorow

“be sick or anything make sure you make it to the toilet.”

— Madison Grace

“No matter how cultured or ancient the civilization, no average American is going to condone the absence of flush toilets. Not now, not ever.…

— T.R. Fehrenbach

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

“When you pee in the sink, you don’t have to flush. Your hands are also right there, so you have no excuse for not…

— Jarod Kintz

“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty.”

— Charles Bukowski

“I always leave the toilet seat up. It’s just easier to wash my hair that way.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I understand toilets were not yet invented when you were born, but is it really so hard to put the seat down?”

— Christy Gissendaner

“Yeah, kids who trash bathrooms. Maybe those kids are matter more than even the good little ones who sit in the front row and…

— Anthony Breznican

“that none of the locks on the toilet stalls in the common restroom worked.”

— Stuart Gibbs

“Always keep your mouth closed when cleaning the toilet.”

— Richard J Bell

“The man with two plungers for hands never wipes his ass, but he also never clogs up a toilet either.”

— Jarod Kintz