Advice Quote by Cory Doctorow

“Dress kinda tough-like ‘ya, I can handle toilets.’ Dress with authority over a toilet.”

— Ashley Alcantar

“I’m almost afraid to tell you. Let’s put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.”

— Elle Lothlorien

“Uh, you're the fashionable expert here. I just sort of throw on things that don't have holes in them and hope for the best.…

— Sara Wolf

“I don't like a clever toilet looking at our butts.”

— Emma Donoghue

“You kids today don’t understand. You go into the stalls, and you sit on the toilets, and you read your comic books. But you…

— Beth Labonte

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

“There is simply no way to get something clean without getting something else dirty.”

— Ashwin Sanghi

“I don't use airplane bathrooms. As a rule. And I really don't like breaking rules. (It's kind of one of my rules.) I mean,…

— Lauren Morrill

“I like buying drugs from you because your bathroom's always clean.”

— Mark Olmsted

“Make your life like toilet paper. Long and usefull.”

— Wolfgang Riebe

“be sick or anything make sure you make it to the toilet.”

— Madison Grace

“There are some things people see in toilets that they wish they hadn’t. What Trevor Hawkins sees might even cost him his life.”

— Rob Johnson