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“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

“You will need, after your journey, to refresh yourself by making your toilet.”

— Bram Stoker

“I’m almost afraid to tell you. Let’s put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.”

— Elle Lothlorien

“There’s an indoor toilet, he informs us (though, as we soon find out, this “toilet” is a terrifying open hole above the tracks).”

— Christina Baker Kline

“Could the toilet be showing the future?”

— Royal

“My aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help.”

— Karin Gillespie

“Listen—when you're on the toilet, from the point of view of the toilet, you are not an icon taking a crap. You are a…

— Tori Amos

“Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty.”

— Charles Bukowski

“Always keep your mouth closed when cleaning the toilet.”

— Richard J Bell

“Do you have any idea how many times I’ve wanted to turn you into a turd and flush you down the toilet?”

— Quinn Loftis

“I have played in every toilet but you still want to spoil it to prove I've made a big mistake”

— Muse

“bathroom—if you”

— Bill O'Reilly