Im the shit Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I should make my own toilet tissue since I'm the shit.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Im the shit
Everybody says shit happens, but dont you hate it when there is no toilet paper? — Ana Copy Share Image
There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet. — Patrick Süskind Copy Share Image
I am on my shit I need a pamper on toilet paper on the side for example homey. — Tity Boi Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
GIRL STOP TEXTING STOP REQUESTING AND YOU BETTER NOT BE OOVOOING OR EVEN GODDAMN SKYPING BECAUSE IF YOU ARE WE WILL BE FIGHTING ITS… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, we all feel cool when we walk around the mall with tons of shopping bags in our arms. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're doubtful, I'm astounding. You talk shit while I'm smiling. You're hatin, while I live it. You're watching me as I kill it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone is always gonna talk about you.. so you might as well give them something to talk about — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Feeling like Rap God when you sing a fast verse from a song successfully. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome feeling you get when you open a jar everyone else was struggling with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in b*tches. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
