“I'm the bathroom master I'm a real bowl blaster Don't mess with me 'Cause I can mess it up faster With just… — R.U. Slime Copy Share Image
Future generations are going to look at the way we make toilet paper as one of the greatest excesses of our age.… — Allen Hershkowitz Copy Share Image
Bad writing is not easier than good writing. It's just as hard to make a toilet seat as it is a castle… — Ben Hecht Copy Share Image
