I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I remember Tallulah (Bankhead) telling of going into a public ladies' room and discovering there was no toilet tissue. She looked underneath… — Ethel Merman Copy Share Image
“A gal who wants to powder her nose should have enough toilet tissue in hand.” — Anyaele Sam Chiyson Copy Share Image
