Age Quote by Allen Hershkowitz

You've no idea how wonderful toilet paper is until it's taken away from you by an unfeeling universe. I think it's the defining characteristic…

— Peter F. Hamilton

Life before toilet paper was not worth living.

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Because we've become so ecologically minded now, they have developed a product called Rapidly Dissolving Toilet Paper. Just how rapidly are we talking? 'Cause…

— Bill Engvall

“At the store, they have one-hundred-percent-recycled toilet paper,” Marla says. "The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

You never realize you need toilet paper until it's too late...

— Anonymous

“Make life like toilet paper - long and usefull”

— Zac Hanson

“The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

I've come to the conclusion that people who talk shit will be reincarnated as toilet paper...

— Nishan Panwar

When you look at the sheer volume of paper usage in the U.S. alone, it's truly frightening: paper towels, toilet paper, napkins, writing paper.…

— Ian Somerhalder

Would you like some toilet paper, you're talking a load of shit !!

— Anonymous

Life may give you crap, but that's what toilet paper is for.

— Anonymous

It not enough toilet paper for the shit people talk these days .

— Marqueis Baynes