Clothes Quote by Ashley Alcantar

“Any outfit that can’t figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can’t benefit from my advice.”

— Cory Doctorow

“Show me a filthy public restroom and I’ll show you a society where discipline and order have broken down.”

— Lourd Ernest H. de Veyra

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

“Dress well and behave well, it pays!”

— Anyaele Sam Chiyson

“I don't like a clever toilet looking at our butts.”

— Emma Donoghue

“You sure you're not just trying to get into my pants?" I joked, but I was already trying to figure out what one wears…

— Cherie Colyer

“Do I have to dress up?”

— Chris Colfer

“I always leave the toilet seat up. It’s just easier to wash my hair that way.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don't use airplane bathrooms. As a rule. And I really don't like breaking rules. (It's kind of one of my rules.) I mean,…

— Lauren Morrill

“You dress for the world, but under that, you dress for me. I own your softest places, and what touches them is mine.”

— C.D. Reiss

“I think it would be easier to fight in a dress. It would give your legs freer movement. And who really cares if you…

— Veronica Roth

“Then, I'll find an empty restroom and check my hair and fix my lipstick, or as we cowards like to call it, hide.”

— Katja Millay