Airplanes Quote by Lauren Morrill

“The fact that you can go to the bathroom on an airplane is pretty novel. I bet nobody expected that a hundred years ago.…

— Neil Pasricha

“Don't drink your bathwater and don't pee on your feet.”

— James Gary Vineyard

“When I die, I die. I could give a shit, ’cause it ain’t my problem. I’d just rather not shit my pants on the…

— Justin Halpern

“Any outfit that can’t figure out clean toilets and decent theming on its own can’t benefit from my advice.”

— Cory Doctorow

“Problem is, the bathroom pass can't help you escape life. It's still there when you come out. Problems and crap don't go away hiding…

— Simone Elkeles

“A white American can orbit the earth, but a black American can’t enter a restroom.”

— Ken Follett

“I’m almost afraid to tell you. Let’s put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.”

— Elle Lothlorien

“The first rule of first class, apparently, is that there are no rules. (The second rule is don't let poor people use the rich…

— Lindy West

“Be careful when peeing in your pants. It does not always work.”

— Richard Villar

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

“There's nothing we can do about your pants-mine probally wouldn't fit,and it wouldn't do for me to go around pantless, much as it would…

— Kiersten White