Avoidance Quote by Simone Elkeles

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

— Kami Garcia

“My aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help.”

— Karin Gillespie

“I don't use airplane bathrooms. As a rule. And I really don't like breaking rules. (It's kind of one of my rules.) I mean,…

— Lauren Morrill

“On Being Afraid to Use the Elementary School Bathrooms to Defecate “Son, you're complaining to the wrong man. I can shit anywhere, at any…

— Justin Halpern

“There’s an indoor toilet, he informs us (though, as we soon find out, this “toilet” is a terrifying open hole above the tracks).”

— Christina Baker Kline

“With all the seats empty, you could pretend everyone’s just gone to the bathroom.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“To keep my cat from drinking out of the toilet, I could close the toilet lid, I could close the bathroom door, or I…

— Jarod Kintz

“I have a public bathroom rating system that I keep in my head, and anything that I think rates lower than two stars, I…

— Sally J. Pla

“I’ve become one of those parents who demand their children go to the bathroom. “But I don’t have to.” “Well, go anyway.”

— Jim Gaffigan

“that none of the locks on the toilet stalls in the common restroom worked.”

— Stuart Gibbs

“From that day to this, I have made it a rule to throw into the wastebasket all the problems that I can no longer…

— Dale Carnegie

“But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom.”

— Tina Fey