Quote by James Gary Vineyard

“Ya think you's walkin' on water, but turns out you just got piss in your shoes.”

— John Green

“Without even washing my hands I can tell whether I peed or not.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When you pee in the sink, you don’t have to flush. Your hands are also right there, so you have no excuse for not…

— Jarod Kintz

“I have to fill the bathtub with water.”

— Nalini Singh

“Always wash you feet last.”

— Anonymous

“After I go to the bathroom, I leave my hands wet as proof I washed them.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Boil your drinking water, and drink the water surrounding you in your bathtub.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Never dance in a puddle when there's a hole in your shoe (it's always better to take your shoes off first).”

— John D. Rhodes

“You must walk on water, especially if you don’t know how to swim.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“You don't have to walk on water, it's how you walk on land.”

— Jason Crabb

“Don’t step on my toes. Especially if I’m walking on my hands.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I couldn’t get in the tub, so I ran some bath water instead.”

— Caryn Lee